What's the Best Craigslist Car Search for a S*** Show?

"Michael Cohen" (hofmeisterkinky) 09/20/2017 at 16:57 • Filed to: None

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So this is nowhere close to the winner but for giggles I searched for “rolls royce” on Craigs. First few rows and thinking “this is cool, some newer ones, here’s one from 70s, a 1929...and then oh my god!” First up is a Lexus LS 460. The description says its a “poor man’s Rolls”. Lol, fair enough. Then its an old Cadillac and some Chrysler 300s with lambo doors and Rolls grilles. Like I said, bad but probably not the worst. What have you got?

benjrblant > Michael Cohen 09/20/2017 at 17:02

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“custom”

For Sweden > Michael Cohen 09/20/2017 at 17:02

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RHD

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Michael Cohen 09/20/2017 at 17:04

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3 of the first 4 are literally all Rolls Royces and the 1/4 is someone looking for a Rolls Royce.. Obamanotbad.gif

AestheticsInMotion > Michael Cohen 09/20/2017 at 17:17

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Jdm.

No lowballers.

>100,000

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Michael Cohen 09/20/2017 at 17:17

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Almost all Craigslist searches are rage inducing unless you search title only, set a minimum price, and close the tab and go do something else.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Michael Cohen 09/20/2017 at 17:21

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Rare:

https://missoula.craigslist.org/cto/d/rare-2001-audi-allroad-27t/6307099907.html

Michael Cohen > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 09/20/2017 at 17:27

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Not all of us can live in Chicago

promoted by the color red > Michael Cohen 09/20/2017 at 17:27

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“salvage”, “tuner”, “vintage”, “JDM”

For Sweden > promoted by the color red 09/20/2017 at 17:29

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“bill of sale”

Nothing > Michael Cohen 09/20/2017 at 17:32

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divorce

project

custom

firm

PS9 > Michael Cohen 09/20/2017 at 17:32

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Honda Civic.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Michael Cohen 09/20/2017 at 17:35

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Shocker - this is Nashville.

promoted by the color red > For Sweden 09/20/2017 at 17:37

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Mix that with “JDM” and it’s usually some shady Japanese import of something that’s not really worth the effort and has no hope of being legal.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > AestheticsInMotion 09/20/2017 at 17:38

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I used to do a similar one with ‘one of a kind’
but the search term doesn’t seem to work well anymore. all I get are White Klugers and Outbacks

Steve in Manhattan > Michael Cohen 09/20/2017 at 17:38

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NYC “Rolls Royce”? No real shitshow ...

Tekamul > Michael Cohen 09/20/2017 at 18:03

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‘sporty’ can be rage inducing.

Sunfires, cruzes and a tiburon; a terrible Ford era Jag, and a couple pickup trucks.

So sporty.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Michael Cohen 09/20/2017 at 18:13

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OBO

These people know that they have a car that isn’t worth much

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 09/20/2017 at 19:38

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Didn’t we try this last week and just get a shitload of mail Jeeps?

For Sweden > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/20/2017 at 19:41

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i dunno

dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > Michael Cohen 09/20/2017 at 19:46

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“mint”

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 09/20/2017 at 19:50

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Meh maybe it was a while back. Anyway RHD on my local CL just gives me boring crap like this:

functionoverfashion > Michael Cohen 09/20/2017 at 20:16

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I used to have bookmarked the CL search results of “invested”

Lots of uninteresting stuff but then there are gems like this:

title status: missing

LOL

His Stigness > benjrblant 09/20/2017 at 21:03

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I think the word you’re looking for is, “shit.”

Michael Cohen > functionoverfashion 09/21/2017 at 11:15

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My God

functionoverfashion > Michael Cohen 09/21/2017 at 11:19

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“...just need something with a little more room...”

That’s the reason? Really.

To be fair on the title, I realized you don’t need a title due to its age, at least in New Hampshire. Still.

CodyVella > functionoverfashion 09/21/2017 at 13:57

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Can I just say, I HATE when someone is selling a car and they’re like “Yeah, just needs a headlight bulb and taillight bulb”. So okay, why didn’t you change the bulbs so you could say it needs nothing? FFS.

functionoverfashion > CodyVella 09/21/2017 at 19:25

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Best Doug DeMuro point of all time: “The a/c Never Just Needs a Recharge”

And so on as you said... if it is so simple, then fix it.

functionoverfashion > For Sweden 09/21/2017 at 19:29

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Umm this was the first thing I saw under NH CL for bill of sale:

https://nh.craigslist.org/cto/d/1981-land-rover-109-diesel-225/6315714655.html

Yes. A diesel manual Land  Rover with a ladder rack.